Illuminati Conspiracy Archive: ConspiracyArchive.com

Sep 26, 2005 10:28pm 90 reviews conspiracies
http://www.conspiracyarchive.com/

Good for a laugh. Sadly I've known paranoid Xtians that actually take shit like this seriously.

Why Cant I Own a Canadian?

Jul 13, 2005 2:57am 1197 reviews satire
http://www.humanistsofutah.org/2002/WhyCantIOwnACanadian_10-02.html

Walmart and Nike would both love the idea--as long as 6-year old Canadian sweatshop children are cheaper than Chinese.

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Jul 3, 2005 3:06pm 651 reviews satire
http://www.eskimo.com/~spban/bread.html

I just got out of rehab for bread abuse. This page is familiar to recovering breadheads everywhere. They teach you most of these stats in the B.A.R.E. program.

SUFFOCATION - Official Webspawn

Jul 2, 2005 7:18am 3 reviews heavy-metal
http://www.suffocation.us/

No other band has ever impressed me the way Suffocation has. Its good to know that there are still some actual metal bands out there--you know, the ones that are musically talented enough to play guitar solos, drummers who can coordinate speed and variation, and vocalists who have more to say than how big an asshole their dads are. You won't see any gimmicky bullshit like halloween masks or glossy black jump suits. These guys are REAL METAL. Check out some of their marerial.

http://www.entertainment.inuk.com/music/numetalguide.html

Jun 30, 2005 9:45am 45 reviews heavy-metal
http://www.entertainment.inuk.com/music/numetalguide.html

Although a parody site, for the most part its true. Nu-metal is a disgrace to actual metal.

Erowid

Jun 30, 2005 8:15am 329 reviews drugs
http://www.erowid.org/

Its sites like this that keep me coming back to the net.

Writing With Elvish Fonts

Jun 17, 2005 7:03am 17 reviews fantasy-books
http://www.sci.fi/~alboin/tengwartutorial.htm

I like it. It's probably the most useless language to learn, but I like it.

Untitled Document

Jun 14, 2005 12:52am 268 reviews
http://www.storewars.org/flash/

I agree with the message, but this lame parody really ruins it for me.

Airtoons - airline safety cards, illustration, evacuation, instructions, cartoon…

Jun 14, 2005 12:05am 144 reviews satire
http://www.airtoons.com/

This is fucking hilarious.